Hi Folks !! This is Biff, reporting live from Westminster….
Only the hard news here cause I'm Biff, and Biff only reports hard news. The Kennel Club is undecided…. The Yanks are in a close race for the American Presidency… And in a landmark event, a Woman and a African American represented the American Democratic Party in the Great Democratic Debate held last night in the center of the cultural universe, Los Angeles, California. Civility was the word of the night, folks, as the two candidates exchanged compliments instead of insults…. Hugs will be next folks…. Bark my word…. cause I'm Biff, and Biff only reports hard news !!! Now back to Mitzi in the studio….Mitzi….